The Loch Ness Monster

Well. The weirdness of people never ceases to amaze me. Yesterday we went to some bars, it was our last night in Dublin. We decided to go to the infamous Temple Bar area against our better judgement and warnings from the locals. It was packed with drunk tourists and we saw some pretty freaky stuff. Girls without bottoms for one thing. Girls without jackets, when it was 5 degrees celsius out.

But the strangest thing happened when a guy, swedish looking, came up to us and said "Where are you from?", "Sweden" we answered. Then he looked at us and said "Majonäs" (swedish for mayo) and simply left. Que pasa?

Moving on, another incident took place this morning at breakfast at the hostel. This obviously stoned guy made an attemtp to talk to me. Conversation:

Stoned guy: "Are you checking out?"
Me: "Yes"
Stoned guy: "Why?"
Me: "Ehhh because we're leaving?"
Stoned guy: Mumbles incomprihensively
Me: "Huh?"
Stoned guy: Mumbles
Stoned guy: "Can I tell you something before you leave?"
Me: "Eh, ok?"
Stoned guy: "In this whooooooole world", waving motion with his hands
Me: "Yea?"
Stoned guy: "You know, "In this whooooooleee wooooorllldd...."
Me: "Yes, in this whole world what?"
Stoned guy: "Sorry, I smoked too much yesterday... In this whooollleeee world... You know you gave me a headache today, with all your running back and forward"
Me: "Yea, so? The toaster's all the way over there, I'm all the way over here, you do the math"
Stoned guy: "Well, I'm from the United Arab Emirates and in this whoooole world...."
Me: "Will you say it already?"
Stoned guy: "In this whoooooole world.... there are two kinds of people"
Me: " ....."
Stoned guy: "The amirati and the non-amirati"
Me: "Thank you for that valuable life lesson, later" And then we left.